ghoul spoof

Playing dress up isn't just for girls. Although it's been a historically female practice, there is one day a year when all participate on a grand scale; and that day is Halloween. Moreover, it's not really "one day". Halloween falls on a Monday this year so most of the festivities I've been told about are actually taking place on the weekend nights leading up to the day of spookiness. Therefore, there are a few days a year when costumes are kosher. Many good things come from Halloween: oodles of sugary delicious candy (that was my absolute favorite part as a kid, candy was as good as gold), those clever and ridiculous costumes that always entertain, and probably the most important thing, Tracy Jordan's hit Halloween themed Bar Mitzvah classic "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah". I say enjoy the holiday! Rack your brain and come up with the best costume you can muster! Whether you go minimalist or all out, you're certain to draw some praise. Here's to the spoofing of ghouls, goons, and celebrities alike! To scrumptious delights consumed in dim light! Here's to us, and everyone, interested in some late October Halloween fun!

pinning hopes

I never feel more helpless than when I watch the UofA Wildcats play. Be it football or basketball, I watch with anticipation, hope, and love. Sadly, that trio of fluffy feelings is often met by the harsh and heavy hand of reality, in the form of a loss. What happens next is, I become incensed. Pseudo expletives fly! My shrill voice pierces the air! Anger! Malice! Hate! Disdain! All because one team, out of hundreds, fails to win one game, out of dozens. These sporting events have a powerful effect on my emotions. I heard once that you shouldn't pin your hopes on outcomes you have no control over. In regards to sports fandom, I see it more as a double edged sword. If I want to experience the ecstatic elation of a big win, then it's only right that I make myself susceptible to the tormented sorrow of a disappointing loss. Perhaps I should take the lofty expectations I have for my beloved sports teams and turn them inward. If I expect excellence from them, then I can't expect any less from myself. Too often I settle for mediocrity. If I focus on attaining personal successes, their attainment will certainly outweigh any outside disappointments. Living a life of excellence, that's a good goal.

compound interest

Compound interest will either crush you or lift you up, financially speaking of course. The value of a "rented" dollar over time is wild. I don't want to rent money, I'd love to rent other people money; too bad I'm not a freaking bank! I stumbled upon khanacademy.org; it's dope. I watched the first two lessons under Finance about interest (I also watched one on the Bay of Pigs, that story is nuts!). These particular videos seemed too simple for me, but having the lesson develop in a basic way helped me appreciate the profound lesson. Watch the videos, then pay attention to the difference between 200 bones and 816 American dollars! Holy bejoly! That's a wide chasm. None of the interest I pay on my loans is simple; it's compounding folks. It can be a frightening realization. I'll tell you what, rather than owing Wells Fargo $125,000 and me owing them daily compounding interest, I'd like to have $125,000 in a fund and bank that interest myself. But that's a mortgage for ya huh? No wonder the Church has always counseled to get and stay out of debt. I've always known that making your money make money makes you rich, but now I know it. 

fossil fuels

"Dino DNA!" One of my favorite lines from a movie that, believe it or not, world premiered just this year. Jurassic Park was wildly successful. People dig dinosaurs; I loved them as a kid. One of the biggest treats of my small life was going to the dinosaur McDonald's in town. It was incredible!!! Why do we love these giant extinct reptilian behemoths? Is it the mystery? Or our inability to fathom their shear size and power? Does glimpsing their bones make us come face to face with our own mortality? I'm really not sure. In recent pop culture, I'd say they're losing some of their lofty status. I personally use dinosaur as a term of derision. I mean they're big, dumb, and prehistoric. "Freaking brontosaurus!", is definitely not going to be in response to a brilliant statement or act. Think about the term "fossil fuels". Dinosaurs now run our cars and our weed eaters, that's pathetic. Remember the show "Dinosaurs"? "Not the mama!" Those were the days when dinosaurs had respect.  


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limited space

Why do I have so many things?...I recently moved to Tempe (turns out only temporarily), and I realized that I have too much stuff. I really didn't think that I had that much stuff. I'm not sure how I came to this summation; I was clearly in denial. For I have loved shopping since my formative years. I enjoy searching for and acquiring things, and I do it all the time. Always at rock bottom prices mind you; but nevertheless the low cost of an object does not affect it's occupation of limited real estate inside my tiny room or in the shed. I do give away old clothes and sometimes shoes. But I don't believe my wardrobe philanthropy is keeping up with my rampant raiment acquisition. In truth, I have purchased less clothing lately; do to my current financial situation (the blogging business just isn't what it used to be), and good sense. However, I still own way too much. I own movies on DVD like, "The Benchwarmers" and "Invincible". These are movies that I saw once in the cheapseats, half enjoyed, and will never go back and watch again. Why are they cumbering my limited space? I need to reevaluate the usefulness of my things, both those I have acquired and will acquire. Space is limited. 

american football

Football, is the greatest sport on the planet. Let me tell you why I love football. It's purely American. Football was made in the USA, and still is today. No other country, minus Canada, plays football successfully. And I think they are jealous of it. Just like we'd be jealous of India and cricket, if cricket was awesome and prepared men's hearts for battle and life. Secondly, football is the sport most likely to be favored by women, or for them to at least feign interest in. Most girls I know will sit and "watch" a football game, and they won't complain too much, and they might even enjoy it! In addition, every football game matters, you can't drop a few, or 60 like in baseball, and be okay. College bowl season, cheerleaders, fantasy leagues, "the previous play is under further review", kickoffs, college overtime system, jumbotrons, interceptions...I can't say enough about it. So let us rejoice! and be of good cheer! The long summer of only baseball and the women's world cup is over! Their rightful owners, Chris Fowler, Kirk Herbstreit, and Lee Corso will reclaim Saturdays!  Bear Down Wildcats! Bear Down U of A! GO! GO! Wildcats GO! ARIZONA BEAR DOWN!

 

fairy dust

I have an affinity towards free stuff. Free is like a magical salsa or fairy dust; you sprinkle it on anything and it instantly becomes awesome. A lot of times all you have to do to get free stuff is ask. Once at a Wendy's outside Magic Mountain in CA, we got free burgers, fries, and drinks for our party of four, just by asking. Well, a wink and a smile might have helped that one along. Other times, you have to learn to work the system. I recently found a coupon for $10 off a purchase of at least $10 from Pier1 imports. Translation: I can walk in and walk out with $10 worth of wares sans cost. However, I've been down this road before. I had a similar coupon for Khol's once and couldn't find anything that I wanted for free. I'm wiser now, the magic fairy dust of free can make even mundane items awesome. Long story short, I wrangled $30 worth of wares gratis. Although, I could have gone bigger. There are two locations within 5 miles of my house. I could have quadrupled my "winnings" by visiting both locations twice daily, at opening and closing. Lesson learned, go big or go home.