Man, the Haka is impressive. What a display of manhood and strength! Alright, so slapping your hands and squatting doesn't seem like a huge demonstration of strength; but you can feel the power coming from these guys. Recently at a YSA Luau, just three Polynesian dudes performed it, and it was incredible. It really made me want to be Polynesian; to have a legacy of power and strength. Unfortunately, I don't have a single ounce of Polynesian blood in me. I asked my sister about our heritage; maybe we have some Viking or beefy Scandinavian heritage to lean on? "Nope, just boot-makers and razor-sharpeners", she says. What a colossal let down. Strength and power will have to be sought after and made in my bloodline; it is not a gift, simply given from my progenitors. I never know when to use a semicolon. I've used approximately four in this post and who knows if they're correct! Punctuation! Who needs it?!?! It's almost purely decorative. At this point, I say we replace those countless hours of grade school spent on punctuation, with instruction in Mandarin Chinese or UFC style mixed martial arts; I'm talking real world skills! Geez, another semicolon, that's five.
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